Tuesday, December 24, 2013

At Just The Right Time

*Originally posted as a Facebook Note 12/19/13*

There’s a verse in the Bible that starts with “At just the right time…”
You might think that words this simple and seemingly mundane might not really carry a lot of weight, but for the past year these words have helped me to remember God’s faithfulness, His promises and have encouraged me to hope when I felt lost.

The words, “at just the right time, “ are taken from Romans 5:6, and are part of a point the  Apostle Paul is  making regarding God’s plan for the redemption of mankind. Although I’m incredibly thankful for redemption, that’s not the main reason these 5 words spoke to me this past year. What spoke to me (still does) was the idea that God has things in store for me, good things that will be mine at just the right time.

It’s kind of abstract I guess,  so let me try and break it down for you.

In March this year I lost my job. It was sudden, unexpected and, without being a bit melodramatic, a crushing blow to my confidence, my family finances and my sense of self and security. However, financially the job loss came at a time in which a student loan I hadn’t been expecting to be be paid off for another 4 years was paid off. It came at a time when, between a small loan from my parents and my income tax return, we were able to afford, with $200 to spare, the new/used car we needed for Jeff to get to work. Then my severance came in and made it possible for us to stay afloat until the exact week my Employment Insurance kicked in.  

During this time, skills and talents that I hadn’t had the time to use while working full time were able to be used in some really cool ways. I got to write Sunday School curriculum that involved swords and catapults and that kids actually looked forward too. I was also able to renew friendships, spend the most amount of time with my son since I went back to work when he was 9 months old and just generally be available to help others and volunteer my time.

Then, when things started to look bad financially and the winter months with increased hydro payments and Christmas costs were coming up, I got a great job on only my third try out in the job market.

This doesn't even take into account all the timely words of encouragement and coffee dates that sprung up just when I needed them.

I’m not saying this period of time (March to late September) was easy, or that I was happy this whole time just skipping along like Ned Flanders quoting scrididdlely scripture and smiling like a psycho. What I am saying is that in looking back at 2013 I can very clearly see that God was faithful, that His timing was spot on. At just the right time He met my needs and the needs of my family. At just the right time, he encouraged me and bolstered my hope. At just the right time I was constantly reminded that I am important, favoured and blessed.

If you’re struggling, if you’re hoping and praying for something, if you’re lost,  your time will come just when it’s supposed to. Hang on to hope.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Why I Will Never Be Asked To Write a Parenting Guide

It's has always been a fairly sure thing that no one would be calling Jeff and I to write a parenting guide anytime soon.  This isn't to say that we're lousy parents. Let's just say that we often find ourselves in some ridiculous situations.

Side Note: Jeff would like to point out that when I say "we" or "us" I'm referring to myself and not him. He says his parenting is just fine.

Here are two conversations that might illustrate my point.

#1 - I am his son.
We knew that this summer would be the one in which we had the Birds and Bees talk with Jacob, but this conversation really cemented it for us.

*Before this conversation occurred Jeff had been having stomach pains and I had joked several times that he was having a baby.

Me: (Getting off the phone with Jeff) Daddy is still feeling sick. The doctors did an ultrasound, but he has to wait to find out what's wrong. He's going to come home.

Jacob: So is he?

Me: Is he what?

Jacob: Is he pregnant?

Me: (Eyebrows up in my hairline trying not to laugh) No. Men don't get pregnant Jacob. So, no.

Jacob: But that doesn't make sense.

Me: What doesn't make sense?

Jacob: I am his son. How am I his son if he didn't get pregnant with me?

Me: Uh...well I was pregnant with you. Men don't get pregnant. Daddy will explain everything when he gets home. Now, go put pants on and play with some Lego.

Can you imagine the amount of complaining? 

#2 - Chicken Vaginas
Jeff had a big talk with Jacob about the differences between men and women's anatomy and about relationships. The following conversation occurred the next day while we were eating eggs.

Jacob: Eggs are kind of funny. It's like eating poo.

Me: Ew! No it's not. What are you talking about?

Jacob: Eggs come out of the chickens' butt, so it's like eating poo.

Me: Eggs don't come out of chickens' butts, they come out of chicken's vaginas.

Jeff:  Sara!!

Jacob: Mom! Chickens have wieners not vaginas.

Me: Roosters have wieners. Chickens have vaginas.
(Looking at Jeff) Is this a good time to tell him where babies come from?

Jeff: (Gives me the head shake of shame)

Jacob: Lady vaginas?

Me: Yes, baby. From lady vaginas.

Jacob: (Thinking for a minute) Unless they're cut out, right mom?

Me: Yes, baby.

Jacob: I was cut out of your tummy , right?

Me: Yes Jacob. It's called a C-section.

Jacob: Oh. Good!


I can't wait to fill him in on the mechanics of where babies come from. That should be more fun than forks in my eyes.

Parenting is hard.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

My Brain is Going To Explode

Now, it might just be a case of the hormones, but I just read this article that made my head want to explode.

If you haven't been living under a rock you probably wish you were because news-feeds everywhere have been full of images of Miley Cyrus, tongue hanging out, getting her twerk on at the MTV Video Music Awards. I'm fairly certain that MTV doesn't even show videos any more unless they involve teen moms and Oompa-loompa-like New Jersey-ites, but I guess they still need a reason to pat celebrities on the back. From the very beginning, like back when they had VJs and showed ground breaking music videos, the MTV VMA's have been set up to shock and titillate. This is not the Oscars people. This is a 3 hour party/commercial for celebrity brats and braggarts.

For example, Howard Stern at the 1991 MTV VMAs. The same year my mom stopped letting me watch the show.

So back to Miley Cyrus. She pulled on her flesh tone, latex bra and panty set and twerked her (nonexistent) derriere off and generally made people uncomfortable. This performance and comments she's made recently have led many to speculate, whether rightfully or not, that Miley Cyrus is a racist or at least that these things are indicative of White culture's constant appropriation and watering down of Black culture. Someone with a journalism degree said it, and some other stuff, like this.

On stage as well as in her video she used the tedious trope of having black women as her backing singers, there only to be fondled by her and to admire her wiggling derriere. Cyrus is explicitly imitating crunk music videos and the sort of hip-hop she finds so edgy – she has said, bless her, that she feels she is Lil' Kim inside and she loves "hood music" – and the effect was not of a homage but of a minstrel show, with a young wealthy woman from the south doing a garish imitation of black music and reducing black dancers to background fodder and black women to exaggerated sex objects.

I think there's a valid argument there, not just because of Miley Cyrus, and that it would be something very interesting to study, but that's not why I'm writing. I'm writing because A. people are loosing their minds over this and hoping the first train to "Paint-Everything-With-The-Same-Brush-Ville" and B. I love Janis Joplin.

When I was in my early teens I started listening to music my parents hated and disapproved of - most likely it was a case of my dad not wanting to hear anymore of the crap my 12 year old self thought was "so cool". To combat this my dad started introducing me to music he had liked when he was a kid and actually talking to me about music, music history and about really appreciating music for the many things that it is - history, culture, emotion, expression, art, worship, ravings, fluff, and much, much more. Dad introduced me to Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds and their many offspring, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jefferson Airplane, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin.

Janis Joplin struck a real chord with me. I was an awkward 12 year old, with a myriad of self-esteem issues and a butt-ton of hormones. I felt like I got Janis. I loved her early folky stuff sung with only the autoharp as accompaniment and her stuff from the posthumously released, Clive Davis produced album Pearl. I read her autobiographies, I listened to the musicians she claimed to be influenced by and shocked my Grade 8 guidance teacher by telling him I wanted to be blues singer when I grew up. There were probably several very moody years in which I listened not much more than Janis. So I have a deep love for Janis. DEEP LOVE.

This afternoon, while goofing around on the Internet I came across an article that made my head want to explode. Some moron, from a publication I'm not going to post wrote an article entitled "If Miley Cyrus's Twerking Is Racist, Isn't Janis Joplin's Singing Also Racist?" with the sub-heading "Well, in fact, yes. But Janis's talent distracted from her minstrelsy." Ok, to be honest I just read the title and I assumed that the article would find no link at all between the two of them. I mean, really, one is what I would consider an entertainer and the other an artist. However, the author did not see things the way I do (Shocking, I know!). Instead the author argued that, well, I'll let the author's words speak for themselves.

Not that I want to stick up for Cyrus or anything... Bad art is easy to condemn. It's a lot less easy to talk about the unpleasant racial implications of Joplin's work. I know I don't enjoy the racism in Cyrus's performance, because I don't enjoy her performance. But with Joplin? What am I responding to? I'd like to say I'm responding to the passion, or the technique, or the emotion, but all of those are so embedded in the drama of racial appropriation that I don't know how you separate them out. Unless you do what Cyrus does, and, with a clumsiness approaching inspiration, jettison the passion, the technique, and the emotion altogether, until the audience is left gazing at the racism that in other contexts, with just a sugar-coating of competence, they've managed to love.
I'm about to lose my MIND. Seriously?!?!

Janis Joplin was an artist that dabbled in many different types of music, Folk, Country/Western, Blues, Rock and Psychedelia. However, she felt an affinity for Blues, much in the same way that I felt an affinity, admiration and love of her music. This author's logic is flawed. Having an appreciation, affinity and love for a particular type of music isn't appropriation. By that logic any artist that sings a song written by a Black musician or adapts a culturally Black genre of music is a racist. That would make the Rolling Stones who's early influences included Muddy Waters racist for their love of Blues, the Beastie Boys bigots for "appropriating" Hip Hop culture, Paul Simon a candidate for KKK membership for his only having Ladysmith Black Mambazo as "backup singers" on Graceland and Eric Clapton a real prejudiced kind of guy for his Robert Johnson obsession. It's one thing to love, to be influenced by and to feel an affinity for a musical genre from whatever culture and another to make it a joke, parody or minstrel show, if you will, of it.

I can't speak for Miley Cyrus or more likely her handlers. Do I like her "music" or think that she's offering anything even remotely artistic to the world? No. I think she's someone who's grown up in the entertainment industry and has probably very rarely been told no. No matter the tastelessness of her performance whether or not she's appropriating Black culture is really a matter of the heart. When we generalize, no matter how easy it is, we make assumptions, we stereotype people and we do exactly what this author accuses Miley Cyrus and Janis Joplin of.

And that, among other things, makes my head want to explode.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

On Baptism, Fear and Freedom

Image by Jono and Laynie Photo and Film

This is me.
Now, before you start panicking, I'm not at the site of a mass tragedy, a funeral or any other negative thing. This picture was taken at a baptism.

Last year, Freedom House, the church I attend, held a mass, public baptism and it freaked me right out. Not the idea of baptism, I've been a Christian for most of my life and have witnessed countless baptisms of several flavours. Out in a lake? Check. Inside a church? Check. Baptisms in which people wore robes? Check. Infant baptisms? Check. Baptisms after which someone helpfully pulled the plug on the baptismal tank (think of a very large bathtub) and the drain made atrocious sucking sounds while the pastor tried to preach? Oh yeah, I was there for that. I was baptized myself when I was 10. So I'm cool with the act of baptism.

I actually really love baptism services. The visual representation of someone entering a new life of grace and freedom is beautiful, exciting and profound. What I was freaked out about was the public nature of this baptism. Held in the middle of Harmony Square, in Brantford's reemerging downtown core, this event was publicized in several media outlets and was at the least going to draw about a hundred people or so.

Now, I've always attended charismatic style churches, so I'm used to outward demonstrations of worship. Add to that the fact that I'm fairly fond of the limelight and some of you may be scratching your head wondering what the big deal is about an outdoor service. The thing is I like order and I really hate conflict. So the potential, at least in my head, of these things happening at a large scale baptism, held in the middle of a public square was huge. What if people picketed? What if no one showed up to get baptized? What if people wrote all sorts of bad things about my church in our local paper, online, etc? (Some did. I particularly liked the guy who called us Branch Davidians. Dude! That is so 1995!) What if someone saw me worshiping with my hands raised, maybe swaying a bit to the music (No dancing. I'm still dealing with some body issues. Jesus is helping me get over the fear of my own jiggle.) with my eyes closed?

See that last fear there? No, not the bit about jiggling, the one about someone seeing me worshiping. That's the one that really bothered me. I was afraid of what people would think of me. I was freaked out that people would think I was some kind of wackadoo out proselytizing in the public square being a spectacle. And that is sad.

The picture above was taken when I finally stopped caring about what people thought, when I took a real look at the people around me, people smiling and cheering about a new way of living, about freedom and grace and when I accepted a measure of freedom and grace for myself. Those are tears of redemption, tears of joy and tears of change. As I told one person who saw the picture on Facebook and was concerned for my generally well being, "It's all good in the hood. :)"


Baptism began as a public demonstration held by a lone yahoo wearing animal skins, munching on locusts, in the Jordan River. The whole point of baptism was (and is) a public display of an inward change. Baptism, and arguably worship all together, was never meant to be held behind closed doors. It, like salvation, was never meant to be only for those deemed worthy by those in authority or even by those deemed worthy by society at large. Baptism (and by rote salvation) is for any one. From the richest to the poorest, the healthy to the sick, the wanted and unwanted, the sure and even those who aren't 100% sure, but are willing to try. The Church (notice that big C) has for too long kept baptism locked away, hidden and shrouded in ritual and rules.

So we're doing it again! This Sunday, four churches along with Freedom House will be holding another baptism at 3pm - same bapt place, same bapt channel (See what I did there?). We're going to have a service - that means we're going to sing songs and someone is going to speak, -the message of salvation will be preached as will a message on what baptism means, it will be short. Then people who want to get baptized ( old Christians, new Christians, Christians that belong to a church and those who don't, kids, grown-up, the lost, the found and those looking to regain a faith they once had) will. They'll physically get dunked under water for about 3 seconds and brought up out of the water, handed a towel and then will receive some information and prayer.  Spiritually,as my mother in law would describe it, those baptized will be taking off an old coat, one of sin, fear, death, etc and putting on a new one made of grace, new life and redemption.

Am I nervous? A little, I still like order and more people and more media coverage means more things are out of my control. Am I freaked out though? No. I'm excited. I'm excited to be part of an age old celebration of newness and grace. I'm excited to watch my son get baptized (there will be tears). I'm excited to take "church" out of four walls and into my city centre. I'm excited to have the freedom to worship and grow in freedom with others.

I'm excited.

Monday, May 27, 2013

A Little Something From My Dad About Church

My dad is a great guy. He has overcome so much and he would be the first to tell you that the sole reason for any success in his life is because of his relationship with Jesus. 
My dad is an elder and teacher in the church he attends. This is a story he shared with his congregation this past Sunday. I think it contains a lot of the things people feel when they look at Christianity or church. 

For my sermon on Sunday, I told this little story.  I thought you may like to read it, so I wrote it down, and added a few things.  The writing style needs work, I think.  

The Red Velvet RopeMy first impressions of church were formed when I was a very small boy. Farringdon Independent Church was in my backyard- or so it seemed to me, although it was probably more accurate to say that the little white caretaker’s cottage in which we lived was in the church’s backyard. In most of my memories, the church is an empty building: because my Father was the janitor, he would take me there when he was cleaning after services.

I was no more than five or six years old, and my younger brother and I would wander up and down the aisles and between the pews. My first impressions of church include the red carpet, pale yellow wood of the pews, the shining brass candlesticks and bright rainbow lights streaming through the stain glass windows.
When it was communion Sunday my father’s job was to wash the glass communion cups after the service. My brother and I would help him. We would run up and down the long rows in a race to find all the little glasses in their holders, and gather them up for washing. A big part of the race was to find if anyone had left any wine in their cup. The church used real wine, (it said “sacramental wine” on the label) and any small amount remaining was a prize that we as small boys would eagerly drink up, and then make wry faces at the strange taste. Once in a while in the back rows there would be a full cup. It seemed that Rick always found that one before I did.
The one thing that made the strongest and longest lasting impression on my young mind was a red velvet rope. It was stretched across the ends to the two last rows of pews. One end was attached to the back of a pew, and the other draped over a hook on new pew in front. I saw it as a beautiful thing. It was so shiny and red, and so smooth and soft to touch; I loved to run my hands along it.
My father explained to me that the red velvet rope was there as a barrier to keep people from sitting in those pews. It was a sign to tell people: “You can’t sit here”. Only one family was allowed to lift the red velvet rope and sit there. It was because they had paid for those pews, and they belonged to their family.
I understood that this family was rich. They were the wealthiest family in the church, and Farringdon had many wealthy families. The richest people in Branford lived in the area of Rose Ave, and Tutela Heights, and they went to Farringdon to church. The family that owned the pew with the red velvet rope might be the richest people in Brantford.
I also understood that my family was the poorest family in the church. I knew we were poor because we didn’t own the house we lived in; it belonged to the church and they let us live there because my father was the caretaker. I knew we were poor because the clothes I wore were from the children of the other families when they didn’t need them anymore. Our clothes came in big cardboard boxes of things that the “Ladies’ Aid Society” collected for the needy, and we got a box too. I knew we were poor because my father worked cleaning the church and the church paid him. The well-to-do deacons of Farringdon knew that my father could not make ends meet on what they paid him, and that he had to work three other jobs. He worked for both the cemetery and the church, and also cleaned other churches in town. They knew that my father had a growing family, but when he came to them for more pay they told him that it was his own fault for having so many children.
I was only five or six years old, but the red velvet rope bothered me. In my young mind I told myself: “How can anyone own a piece of God’s house? How can those people say that this pew is theirs and no one else can sit there?” I told myself that this wasn’t right, and I would never believe it was right. The red velvet rope didn’t seem so shiny then. My first impression of church is a big empty building with fancy knickknacks, and religious people with a great big sign that says “you can’t sit here.”

I think a lot of people see church as a place with a "you can't sit here" sign. Hell, I've even felt that way and I've been "in church" since I was a child. I get it though, I really do. Not every church is welcoming and many can seem like they have an invisible red velvet rope that only a select few are good enough to step past. That's not even considering the red velvet ropes we can create for ourselves by assuming that our physical appearance, our past, our personalities, our questions about life, etc, make us persona non grata - unwelcome.  

I'm very happy that my dad found somewhere without red velvet ropes. He certainly wouldn't be the man he is today, without first finding Christ and then finding a community of believers he could live life with. For myself, I've been very lucky to find a church where I feel like I belong, where I can be real and where I can build real relationships with people. It's not a church that everyone will feel comfortable at, I get that. I mean, there really is some truth to the idea of "different strokes for different folks"( My sisters and I, for example, all have different personalities and as a result, in my opinion, go to very different types of churches - Anglican, Baptist and Charismatic) but the leadership and congregation of the church I attend makes a concentrated effort to never erect the kind of red velvet ropes that have put people off church.

At the risk of sounding preachy, if you happen to find yourself on a quest for meaning, looking for freedom or taking another look at Christianity I encourage you to take a look at some of your local churches. It might take a couple before you find one where you feel at home or one that suits your personality. Eventually though, hopefully sooner rather than later, you'll find you a place free of red velvet ropes, somewhere in which hope, freedom and community are the order of the day. 


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

~Morning Conversations with Jacob~

Just a little bit of what we talked about this morning on the way to school. Welcome to hockey season in Canada.

Me: Hey Jacob, remember when you were talking to Opa right before bed and he told you the Leafs (check the link if you're not fluent in NHL) were up 4 to 1 over Boston with only 12 minutes left in the game?

Jacob: Yeah.

Me: They lost.

Jacob: Boston?

Me: No, Toronto.

Jacob: WHAAAAAT?!? But...but...how?
(His face was a mask of pure shock. It was awesome!)

Me: It's what they do, baby.

Jacob: But they had a 3 point lead and only 12 minutes!

Me: Yep and that's why your daddy and I aren't Leafs fans.

Jacob: But they were the greatest team ever.

Me: Like 40 years ago. I think your Opa was 11 the last time they won a cup.


Jacob: But you act like you like the Leafs at Uncle Byron's and you wanted them to win yesterday.

Me: First, everybody's a Leafs fan at Uncle Byron's.
Second, we always want a Canadian team to win the cup, but when it's the Leafs Daddy and I never get our hopes up.
We once watched them blow a 10 point lead. 10 points!

Jacob:Well then who do we cheer for?

Me: Not anybody really, we don't have cable so we don't watch the games...but let me tell you about the Montreal Canadiens......

Nb: Let's be honest, I only follow hockey at playoffs and I know that The Habs are done this season, but dude, the Leafs suck so bad. So bad.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Guest Review at Wicked Little Pixie

I had the opportunity to do a guest review for Nat at Wicked Little Pixie. I'm pretty sure I said yes before I knew what the book was because I was so excited to work with Nat and review again. However, the novel she needed reviewed was not something I'd normally read, in fact, it's something I'd normally shy away from,. To make a long story short, I took one for the team and was pleasantly surprised. 

Check it out!

Pastors’ Wives follows three women whose lives converge and intertwine at a Southern evangelical megachurch. Ruthie follows her Wall Street husband from New York to Magnolia, a suburb of Atlanta, when he hears a calling to serve at a megachurch called Greenleaf. Reeling from the death of her mother, Ruthie suffers a crisis of faith—in God, in her marriage, and in herself. Candace is Greenleaf’s “First Lady,” a force of nature who’ll stop at nothing to protect her church and her husband. Ginger, married to Candace’s son, struggles to play dutiful wife and mother while burying her calamitous past. All their lives collide during a fateful event that threatens the survival of all that is precious to them, each will ask herself: what is the price of loving a man of God? Inspired by Cullen’s reporting for Time magazine, Pastors’ Wives is a passionate portrayal of the private lives of pastors’ wives, caught between the consuming demands of faith, marriage, duty, and love.

When Nat asked me to guest review Pastors' Wives I was nervous. I don't read a lot of (OK, I don't read any) Christian Lit so I'm not terribly familiar with the genre, if one can even call it that. I was nervous that this would be a book about Amish people because as much as I love the Amish (and I do – bonnets are the coolest!) it seems that all of the popular Christian/Inspirational Lit is about innocent Amish women meeting the man of the dreams and bla, bla, bla. The thing I was scared most about was how Lisa Takeuchi Cullen would portray Christians. Christians seem to fall into several categories in literature; the fanatic, the con man/woman, the pervert or the duped innocent. There's more of course and I'm sure these generalizations don't apply in Christian lit, but nevertheless I got nervous and put this book off repeatedly out of fear.

Yesterday, I picked up Pastors' Wives and started reading and reading and reading. I couldn't put the novel down. Pastors' Wives is fast-paced and overall well written. Lisa Takeuchi Cullen writes multi-dimensional characters with very authentic emotions and spirituality that seems genuine and not a stereotype of how Christians “are”.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Best jobs ever?

So, I'm still unemployed, but it's cool.
I had an interview this week and between the preparation and actual interview itself I really felt confident about my skills and abilities for the first time since my unemployment began. I would have felt even more confident about myself if I had actually gotten the job, but I'm choosing the pull a Pollyanna and look for the positive (if you haven't seen this Disney Classic go watch it and come back. I'll wait............Ok, welcome back!).

Another positive thing about not getting this job is that it's opened me up to apply for what possible might be two of THE BEST jobs ever.
Check it out.


Seriously! Sign me up. I am ready to sample alcohol for money.
(Also, sorry the listings are so small.)

Where were these jobs when I was in university?
(Nb. So not me.)

These jobs made me laugh and sounded significantly better than the carnie job I saw in my first week of unemployment.
Just thought I'd share.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Something I Wrote About Downtown Brantford

I was perusing the Facebook the other day and saw that an orginization in my city is running a contest. Apparently, those interested in entering just write their favourite vintage memories of Downtown Brantford and they can win something.
This was a no brainer for me. I grew up with Downtown Brantford as my playground.

A little background for the non-Brantford readers.
Brantford is a city built on industry and manufacturing. However in the 80s and 90s when manufacturing plants started closing up, moving south and changing to more automated ways of doing things many people in Brantford became unemployed in a short period of time. This along with the move from cities planned around a downtown core led a once thriving downtown to turn into a veritable wasteland. I'm not even joking. At one point the downtown was a bustling place where families would hang out and at it's lowest point it was cast as a location in a horror movie because the set directors really didn't have to do anything to it.

Scene from Silent Hill, 2006
See those boarded up buildings, that is not set design, that was our downtown. 
So anyway, here's the article I submitted with some additions because you're not all from Brantford.

As a long-time resident of Brantford, and for the most part Eagle Place, Downtown Brantford has been
a big part of my life.

For over 20 years I attended Cornerstone Church, which was housed first in a second storey space on
Queen Street and then, for many years, in the old Mason building on Colborne Street (right across from
Zorba's Greek restaurant). My dad was out of work for most of my childhood and so he spent a lot of
time volunteering at the church with my sisters and I in tow. We would often walk with my dad to the
church and would stop in at the local businesses - Jamie's Bookstore, de Haagen's bakery, the exotic
pet store and one or both of the two arcades downtown. I still remember ballet classes being help in a
building next to Cornerstone and at least 2 furriers, including Nymann's, that offered cold storage for
all your fur items.

The former Cornerstone Church building. The third floor was the coolest.

My mother also took us downtown often to pay the bills and simply to get out of the house. We would
walk or sometimes take the bus to pay the bills at the PUC office, the Post Office (had to sit on those
Countless Brantford children have burned their bottoms sitting on these lions during the summer.

 the Union Gas building and for a while even the Bell Telephone building where I saw my first
touch tone phone. 

I sat in this guy's lap more times than Santa Claus.

We would sometimes stop at the Burger King or the Laura Secord in the Eaton
Centre for a snack, run around Victoria Park or take part in one of the many programs offered by the
Brantford Public Library when it was still housed in the Carnegie Building. 

Formerly The Brantford Public Library, now part of Laurier Brantford's campus.

We took advantage of BiWay’s (the downtown location's) closing sale, I got lost in the old Woolco and I saw my first movie,Snow White, in the Capitol Theatre. I remember the huge murals of Pauline Johnson, Wayne Gretzky and Tonto on the side of Pauwels Travel Bureau and was treated to a birthday lunch at the Colonial Resturant one year. For some reason my mom always changed the subject when I asked why we
couldn't eat lunch at Justine's. (Nb. Justine's was a strip club.)

As a teenager The Downtown was a cool place to explore. I discovered Admirals and the beauty that is
the Junk Pile 

Read what's included in the Junk Pile and lament that you don't have that in your home town.

as well as a great 2 for 1 pizza place on Colborne Street's south side. At one point there
were at least four great second hand stores in the downtown core, a used record store in what used
to be a luggage and leather goods store and a great little Polish grocery and deli. Unique World in
the Mall catered to all my black light and incense needs, there were two theatres I could choose from
on a Saturday night and the short lived Red Rocket Cafe let me indulge in some excellent food in a
fantastically, kitschy environment.

Then I went away to school, vowing never to return to Brantford again which I'm pretty sure is the one
surefire way to ensure that one returns to Brantford indefinitely.

When I returned after four years in Waterloo and almost two in Hamilton, Brantford had changed.
The downtown core wasn't cool anymore, it was sad. The casino that had promised to solve all of
Brantford's problems had failed to live up to the glorious future politicians had promised and the
positive aspects of allowing Wilfred Laurier University to expand in Brantford were still being debated by local politicians.

I had started a family since leaving and, to be honest, would probably have avoided Brantford's
Downtown like the plague if things hadn't started to change.

The embracing of Laurier as a positive change for Brantford by city officials, the creation of Harmony
Square and the intentional role of community organizations like Freedom House, the Brantford Public
Library and others have made the downtown a positive place for families and businesses to be, as well
as, a place I want to explore again and a place where I can make memories with my own family.

Frosty Fest brings 15,000 people into Downtown Brantford over 3 days. A far cry from Silent Hill.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

He's How Old?!?

Yesterday, my family gathered together to celebrate my son's eighth birthday.

Now, I have no glamourous labour story, in fact, I usually try to avoid discussing the entirety of the story with moms-to-be because I don't want to scare them. I also suffered from postpartum depression and then developed a hormonal imbalance that led to more depression. So, generally speaking, I have some very unpleasant memories of Jacob's first days, months, years. However, the joy of being Jacob's mother has exceeded those bad memories and made the times of trial and uncertainty so worth it. If I had to live through all the badness for even 1% of the goodness I've had with Jacob in my life I would do it. Every time.

Jacob was a surprise.

 Jeff and I were not actively planning on starting a family, but Jacob came at a time when Jeff and I had both, as a couple, committed to living differently. To stop living in excess and to start living in faith again. I'm not saying that Jacob was a gift, but I've always kind of wondered if his conception wasn't part of the spiritual principle found in Luke 16:10 "Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much..."

Listening to family last night I was incredibly blessed by what people had to say about my son. I know that he is warm, generous, polite and friendly, but to hear family members that aren't with him on a daily basis say it made me proud of my little man.

Jacob's aunt Melissa described how when she takes him to the Dollar Store and offers to buy him a treat, he always asks if he can buy one for Jeff and I. (I like to think this is because he is generous and kind and not because Jeff and I (mostly Jeff!) regularly eat his candy while he's sleeping.) My sister Amy commented on how Jacob was thankful for even small things, like socks. My parents were impressed by his courteous behaviour and my niece Victoria reiterated that if she ever had a son she would want him to be like Jacob.

Part of me wants to preen and yell, "Look at my creation!" like some kind of demented, mad scientist, but another part of me knows that cool kids like Jacob don't just happen, but are the product of love, intentional parenting and being surrounded by awesome people who care.

So, I want to say thank you to the people that have sown into our lives (Jeff and I) and into Jacob's, to family members that took frantic calls about the colour of Jacob's poop, to those who encouraged us as parents when we were pretty sure we were doing everything wrong and who have loved on Jacob with abandon.

I hope everybody gets a chance to have a Jacob in there lives. He really is the best kid ever...and he's mine!

(Sidenote: How long do I get to use the "this is baby weight" excuse? There's no time limit on that, right?)

Saturday, April 6, 2013

A Change of Seasons

Yesterday I was thinking of where my life is at the moment and I was reminded of a part of scripture. 

I'm not trying to convert you...although if you have questions I'd be more than happy to chat ;)

The scripture I was thinking of is from Ecclesiastes and (if you don't adhere to Judeo-Christian beliefs) also a song from the 60's made famous by The Byrds. It's a basic truth that sometimes bears repeating.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8  (NIV)

There is a time for everything,
    and a season for every activity under the heavens:
    a time to be born and a time to die,
    a time to plant and a time to uproot,
    a time to kill and a time to heal,
    a time to tear down and a time to build,
    a time to weep and a time to laugh,
    a time to mourn and a time to dance,
    a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
    a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing,
    a time to search and a time to give up,
    a time to keep and a time to throw away,
    a time to tear and a time to mend,
    a time to be silent and a time to speak,
    a time to love and a time to hate,
    a time for war and a time for peace.

Here's the song...

To me the scripture doesn't suggest that these times be without emotions, be easy or be without consequences, but they will inevitably occur and that we should be ready for them. That a season that might seem negative shouldn't be cause for our faith to be shaken or our belief in good things to dissolve or that a more positive season be cause for us to forget who/what got us through the negative season. 

Nowhere does it say that the season must be handled alone either. Others have inevitable gone through these seasons and we can take hope and comfort that they've made it through and even accept their help and advice on how best to traverse the seasons in our own lives.

The seasons Ecclesiastes mentions aren't all pleasant. Honestly, I'd really rather avoid war and death if at all possible, but they are a natural part of life and with the support of others who have been through their own seasons, determination and faith that "this too shall pass" we are to walk through them. 

Just some thoughts as I walk through some changing seasons in my own life. 

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Big. Fat Thank You

Recently, my life has taken a turn in a direction I wasn't expecting.
Things that I assumed as given were whisked out from under me like bad shag carpeting. People and promises weren't as reliable as I had once thought and things have been bleak to say the least.
So I've been, frustrated ( A LOT!), hurt (oh definitely!) and really disappointed in people I once looked up to. However, the thing that has made the first couple of weeks (almost a month!) easier to get through is the many friends that have come around me during this difficult time.

So here's a big shout out to family, old friends, new friends, Internet friends, local friends, international friends, acquaintances, people with similar experiences, awesome government personnel who do their job with a smile and people who gave my kid good chocolate at Easter (it was delicious, thank you).

Thanks everybody!!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Resume Writing for Realsies

Alright, so my last post was kind of a downer.

I mean, I am having a hard time. However, when a family member asks you if you're ok because "that post made me sad", then follows it up with "are you taking your medication?", it's probably a sign that A. you need to start taking your medication regularly (The pharmacy was downstairs from my old work and I ran out, ok?) and B. your last post was sad.

So, I'm going to try to up the Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy quotient today.

I've been trying to put together my resume and it got me to thinking that really this is just a list of skills and experience, but what does it really tell an employer about me.  A resume doesn't let an employer know about my hot secretary phone voice, my near-encyclopedic knowledge of vampire lore in Paranormal Romance novels or any of my idiosyncrasies that make me into who I am. It just tells them what I can and have done. 

What if, a resume included that kind of stuff though? 

Wouldn't it allow an employer to know if an candidate would be more than just a good fit for the available position, but a good fit with the people at the business too.

(Please, don't take this to an incredibly cerebral place. I'm keeping it light. I understand that there would be all sorts of legal and ethical questions and bla bla bla, remember the Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy quotient and just imagine if my resume looked like this....)

Sara Horney
Goals: To obtain significant employment that will not only uses my brain, but also my super sweet people skills and sexy secretary phone voice.
  • High School Diploma (1998) 
  • Incredibly useless and expensive Honours History Degree (2002). Unless you would like me to write an essay about Hitler, Martin Luther, The Reformation or the social history of Rock 'n' Roll in America, in which case I'm your girl.

Job Experience:
  • Lots of Retail
  • Office/Admin

  • Can touch tongue to nose
  • Can argue just about anything - whether or not I have all the facts (Thanks, German heritage!)
  • Preternatural awkwardness
  • Can read 5 or more novels in a week AND remember what they were about.
  • Can rock a buffet like nobody's business.
  • Armchair Jeopardy champion many times over.
*Too many more to list. You should just call me for an interview.*

  • Inability to make it through a slow dance without bursting into loud fits of laughter
  • Inability to get that first pancake to turn out
  • Sodoku
  • I cannot properly wrap a burrito
  • Math that involves letters. This includes most word problems


  • Guitar solos
  • Pinterest/Facebook/Twitter and other forms of time-sucking social media
  • Trashy novels
  • The aforementioned buffets
  • "Snark"

  • Movies about weddings
  • Cellulite
  • Horses
  • People that say the word "film" as if there is an i between the l and m.
  • Tom Cruise
  • February


If this was my resume I think people might understand me a bit better AND realize what a prize catch I am.

Awesome job and tons of cash money here I come!!

Monday, March 25, 2013

This Adventure Starts Now


It's been a while.
Back in December I had to stop writing. The stress of family and work, not to mention what seems to be my annual slide into a deep funk around January got to be a bit much so I backed off blogging. I even gave up my role as a contributor for Wicked Little Pixie, which I loved.

Unfortunately not the kind of funk I'm talking about. :(

Fortunately/unfortunately I've suddenly got a lot more time to write.

You see, it's 9:30 am on Monday morning and I'm not at work. I got "laid off".

The whys and wherefores of my sudden state of unemployment aren't important. Financially my family will be fine for a bit and as a Christian I believe (both through faith and experience) that God provides and will use this as an opportunity for me to do something else. The latter though is what is freaking me out.

I worked at my job for almost 7 years. I have no idea what to do now, where to go or even what I'm good at. The lay off has thrown me into some practical and emotional turmoil.

Practically, let me just say that it's a really crappy idea to only have your resume on your work computer.

Very bad idea. Wahhhhh!!
That's actually all I have for the practical side of things, besides the obvious bills to pay, mouths to feed shtick that I figure nobody needs me to spell out for them.

Emotionally, I have lots going on and most of it's crappy.
I feel totally lost.
I've never been laid off before and it's messing with my self confidence. 
Skills I was sure of  2 weeks ago, I feel inept at. Talents and abilities I took pride in seem like nothing. How am I supposed to look for a new job, when I, apparently, wasn't skilled enough to keep a job I'd been doing for almost 7 years? Dude! It's freaking me out.

I'm working really hard to try and be positive, have faith and believe in myself, but right now I feel like I'm at a fork in the road with no map or pie. I think being at a fork in the road should automatically garner me some pie.

Friends and family, even former co-workers, are being wonderfully supportive and have been showering me with encouragement and job suggestions, but inevitably I end up here, on my couch alone, completely discombobulated and worried about my family and future.

This isn't to say good things haven't happened in the last two weeks. I mean, I've won or received half a dozen new books to read for free (which is awesome), I got caught up to season 5 of Supernatural and I've had the opportunity to volunteer my time to some very worthy causes that I otherwise would've been too busy for. I also got caught up on laundry, have started to enjoy cooking for my family again and have 2 more hours a day to spend with the coolest kid ever.

Still...the Pollyanna in me is getting worn out. 
I'm frustrated, angry and panicky. I'm unsure of myself and working double time to keep a stiff upper lip. Plus, the jobs here suck. My first day of looking and the 3 best looking jobs were Ballet Teacher, Carnival Rides Operator and Mushroom Picker.

Not exactly what I had in mind.

Anyway,I'm trying to treat this as a new adventure.
I'll try to write more and I'll even make sure it's not all depressing, emo stuff. Just for you.

Ciao. :)