If you said yes to any of these scenarios Mark Goldberg, Israeli fashion designer and graduate of the Shenkar College of Engineering, Art and Design has designed the perfect dress for you.
|Also comes in chartreuse and fire engine red!|
Using fine metal rods, on which wool and cotton yarns are stretch in a circular pattern, Goldberg has created a chic and elegant cage for your embarrassing flailing limbs.
The "Woven Bird" dress is also handy for those intimate situations when you find yourself unsure of what exactly you're suppossed to do with your arms.
Consider buying one of these dresses for yourself, a loved one or that woman who flails ceaselessly in your office.
The Woven Bird comes in 18 beautiful shades and patterns and can be purchased in 8 easy installments of $3.50 and your soul.
Stop accidental arm flailing in your life today!!