I'm hoping to make this a weekly feature of craziness from around my house and the Internet in general. If you see something crazy send it to me at sghorney [AT] gmail [DOT] com or leave something in the comments.
Are you buckled in ? Let's check out some crazy for this week...
1. Imma Gonna be FAMOUS!
Somebody let me set up a blog! The good people at Google set it up so just any old person could write a blog and post stuff online. Here's where I start stroking my moustache and laughing evilly.
2. Bananas Too Bold?
The bloggers at Book Riot tuned me into what has to be one of the worst cookbooks ever published. It's one of these so funny it's horrible things. I laughed, alone in my home, until tears ran down my face.
Read more about Be Bold With Bananas, courtesy of the bloggers at Book Riot here, but in order to purge my mind of the horrible hilarity that is this book I leave you with everyone's favourite, banana-based Christmas treat. Ladies and Gentlemen...the Banana Candle.
3. Zombie Attack Barbie
I love me some zombies. Not the scary, gory ones, but the kitschy, funny ones. Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland and even some of the 80's "Living Dead" films make me laugh my butt off. (*sigh* if only that was possible!).
So, I was tickled pink when I caught a glimpse of the 1950's Zombie Attack Barbie on Laughing Squid.
I so want to be this Barbie when I grow up, disfigured body shape and all!
4. Jacob's Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar.
Never before have I seen a kid so excited for the first of December. Wow!
That being said...I CAN'T WAIT FOR LEGO SANTA YODA!!! SQUEEEE!!!!
Up until Christmas I'll be posting pictures of Jacob's daily Advent treasure here on the blog.
Tell me you're not excited for Chewbaca?
5. The Retronaut
I haven't quite figured out what exactly The Retronaut site is but I do know that it's a glorious time-suck of historic awesomeness.
Essentially, The Retronaut details eras in the past through photographs and video. There are collections of photographs of circus performers, old footage of The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parades, Videos of Soul Train Episodes, scanned images from Victorian magazines promoting weight gain (!) and tons and tons more.
Here's an example to give you an idea, but really you need to check this awesome site out. Do it while you're at work it'll make you feel all illicit and stuff.
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